BREXITEERS, Buccaneers, Mutineers, Musketeers, Puppeteers, Muppeteers! Deal or No Deal, oh that's a TV game!

This is turning into a game as well. A farcical and boring one.

Can no one see that the EU is using us to scare other countries who are thinking of leaving?

I am a Labour man, but I will give Theresa May this, she is a real fighter. The wolves are circling and who is this nonentity Jacob Rees Mogg?

No one had heard of him until recently. Another one jumping on the band wagon?

I fear her jacket is on a shoogly nail, but she will go down fighting.

One bad move was giving the Irish DUP one billion pounds of our money to buy ten votes. They are now holding her to ransom. Irish backstop?

Cut the Irish loose. They have done nothing but raise us grief for years.

Are you, not like myself sick of the farce? Oh and to Sir Michael Fallon, who said: "This is the worst of all possible worlds!"

A quote from Voltaire: "All is for the best, in the best of all possible worlds." Its a conumdrum.

I doubt if he is bright enough to understand it.

He is better sticking to his silent impersonation of Sir Alex Ferguson and keeping his mouth shut. Every time he opens it he manages to put his foot in it!

BILL BISHOP,

Ballingry.