FIRST I would correct the typo mistakes in my last letter, 1 Berroca ad dancing tree LIZARD (trees don't dance); 2 99 pence, £99; 3 an appliance by Veet; 4 Women punching (not kicking) a heavy bag.

Moving on, I've never thought much of Teresa May as PM, but in the wake of the Salisbury poisonings, she has shown she has bigger balls than most male Prime Ministers.

We cannot have Russian hit men swanning around bumping people off left, eight and centre in Britain, with 14 mysterious deaths so far linked by US spy agencies to Russia. Here's a wee thought. Do it to them! Give them a taste of their own medicine.

Starting with the two wanted for the poisoning of Alexander Litvinenko with polonium. Namely Dimitri Kovtun and Andrie Lugovoi.

We all saw Mr Litvinenko in hospital wasting away. I have friends in Russia, they do not condone this.

I don't like Vladimir Putin, he is a poser, a show off!

After you throw your opponent in judo, you return to the line. when the point is awarded you bow and resume. Even in practice you do not run off the mat celebrating!

He's also a bully and I don't like bullies. I'd love to meet him on the 'mats'.

He was interviewed in ice hockey gear. Never actually saw him playing ice hockey!

He is regularly filmed bare chested. There is footage of him in a forest in two feet of snow stripped to the waist wrestling a bear.

As I look out of my window I see a squadron of pigs flying overhead!

Russia is famed for tame circus trained bears. Funny how there is always a TV crew around! Poser!

Another one swanning around in Britain recently was the Crown Prince of Saudi Arabia, being fawned over by the PM and the Queen. How many princes do they have?

Mind you there were a few bumped off recently by this guy!

Britain has a lucrative arms contract with that country, guns, planes etc, which they are using in Yemen.

Here's another wee thought. Where do you think that the Islamic terrorists who carried out the atrocities in Britain get their weapons?

Osama Bin Laden was a Saudi. I rest my case.

All that is necessary for the Triumph of Evil is for good men to do nothing!-Edmund Burke.

BILL BISHOP,

Ballingry.