ON the political front the three witches' jackets are on a slack nail.

Why are they always there? Macbeth, Eastwich, Hocus Pocus.

Theresa May's election backfired in the summer like Cameron's. Now she is running around like a headless chicken, trying to curry favour in various countries over Brexit and reduced to buying votes from the Irish!

Meanwhile the vultures are circling. Labour's best weapon is Boris (The Gub) Johnson, who puts his foot in his mouth every time he opens it!

Does he take the lessons from the Prince of Foot In the Mouth, Philip?

He called Jeremy Corbyn a Mugwump. What the hell is that? This is the kind of boy's own language we do not need.

Can't she afford to get rid of him? Likewise Michael (Judas Iscariot) Gove.

We are entering into the worst economic time wages wise since the 1930s. Also those people, Tories, who all have private healthcare, are in my opinion, trying to destroy the NHS with underfunding. The Budget reflects that.

Also cuts to the armed forces, when terrorism is rife. What do we do, get the claymores out of the cupboard?

The witch of the north, Ms Sturgeon, her ego has been at a peep since the General Election. She should watcher her back as well.

The third one is Ms Merkel, who is getting heckled and booed at rallies. Is she on her way out?

On a lighter note has anyone noticed Nicola Sturgeon is morphing into Angela Merkel who is in turn morphing into Pearl from Emmerdale, and Theresa May morphing into Margaret Thatcher.

Give her a frizzy hairstyle and you have Thatcher II. And has anyone noticed the likeness of Philip Hammond to Roland Rat? As for buying the votes of the Irish, my grandfather, who was a real World War 1 hero said: 'Never trust a Turk or the Irish'.

Lastly, Cowdenbeath my home town, traditionally an ex-mining and working class area, has a Tory councillor. What is going on?

My mum and dad will be burling in their graves. However, my son Mark, who stays in Cowdenbeath, tells me he is a good man. Good enough for me!

But Lady Linda Holt, Dreel House, Pittenweem, needs to stop sticking her oar (pardon the pun) into our affairs here.

She has nothing to do with us here. Has she nothing to do up there? Must be great.

I used to go on holiday there. Wished I did live there. Nor did I live in a house called Dreel House, whatever that is.

My point is we have enough councillors here. Some might say too many. I would say to Linda see to the people who elected you to represent them.

BILL BISHOP,

Castle Grayskull,

Boon Docks.