WITH the plethora of funeral adverts appearing now on television urging viewers to book early to avoid disappointment, do Messrs Trump and Kim Jong-um of North Korea, and that staunch socialist warmonger, peace envoy and European president elect, Anthy Charles Lynton Blair, knw that something drastic is about to happen, but they are not telling us, apart that is apart from Tony being elected.

JAMES MARTIN,

Cowdenbeath.