THERESA May or may not! (answer questions).

Is this unelected woman not answerable to Parliament? She has refused to answer questions on her Brexit strategy and the stray Trident missile!

On the latter, enter 'Sir' Michael Fallon, doing his Sir Alex Ferguson impersonation, ie, chewing a wasp. He denied the missile went astray, only for the American CBS News to report it exploded off the coast of Florida.

What a present that would have been for Donald Trump if it had had a nuclear warhead aboard.

Why was this man Knighted, apart from his ability to massage the truth? He hasn't got a scooby do and would be better employed making the tea.

We now find all seven nuclear Hunter Killer subs, armed with Tomahawk Cruise missiles, are non operational and have been for some time. I rest my case.

While we were distracted by the US Presidential elections, this Tory Government has been sneaking in legislation.

Works and Pensions Secretary, Damien Green, cuts benefits to the unemployed, also stopping PIP payments to the disabled. Wait Damien? Is it an omen?

It is if you are unemployed or disabled! My son, 18, stays in East Kilbride and cannot get a job despite applying for approximately 150 positions. Since then he has gone back to college.

A group of Tory MPs (what else) want to scrap the rule protecting State Pensions, which currently rise with either prices or inflation.

My State Pension is the princely sum of £150.04 per week, although I have other sources of income.

Here is a wee thought. Put all those over paid buffoons on the same amount and have them report back in a year. But wait a minute, they will have other sources of income as well.

On the subject of overpaid buffoons, why do we still have members of the European Parliament when we have elected to leave.

When are people going to realise that we live in a society based on greed. Mike Hookem MEP, for Prime Minister, my kind of guy!

BILL BISHOP,

Ballingry.