WELL its all over bar the trumpeting! The fat rat is among the pigeons after an election that would have made Tricky Dicky Nixon blush!

Its a level playing field now and anything can happen.

All the world's leaders thought Clinton would win Trump would be consigned to Area 51 and it would be business as usual.

Sigorney Weaver, star of Alien films, said Trump is scarier than the aliens in the films, hence Area 51.

I saw the gun scare in Reno, Nevada. Thought he's doing a Ronnie Reagan! Then I thought its the ghost of Johnny Cash, 'I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die'.

It was a man carrying a sign, I've never seen a gun disguised as a sign, have you? Does anyone believe Reagan got shot and lived? Come on, he was an actor. His popularity was waning, after the 'shooting' it soared again.

Conveniently, the assassin pleaded insanity.

Mrs Thatcher, whose popularity was reaching zero, used the Falklands conflict to the same end.

I read all the comments about Trump from world leaders before and after the election. What a bunch of crawlers! Well in the land of make-believe we have had a cowboy as president, the Terminator as governor of California; Dirty Harry as mayor of Carmel, California, (because the kids could not get an ice cream in the afternoon); Sonny Bono, the half of Sonny and Cher who couldn't sing, was a mayor then US congressman!

Its also the land of the law suits. Why did all these women who made allegations of sexual abuse against Trump, wait till after the election to come forward. Why did they not get him charged, then sue him? He is a billionaire, fair game for a law suit!

Now Loony Tunes (CIA) are saying that Russia and Putin in particular, are guilty of influencing the outcome of the election to ensure Trump won. Why? How?

Did they mass brainwash the entire American population like one of the Bond films?

If true that would make them (the Central Intelligence Agency, the Central Incompetence Agency!) Aye right.

Why are they called Central anyway if they have no jurisdiction on US soil? Watch this space (for men and dark suits in sunglasses).

BILL BISHOP,

Ballingry.